Unbelievable: Haven Falls (Book 2) by Sheridan Anne

Author:Sheridan Anne [Anne, Sheridan]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2019-07-08T16:00:00+00:00

Chapter 11

Three days of being a temporary parent and I’m ready to throw in the towel. There’s mess, whining, tantrums, and that’s only the beginning of it. It gets worse, much, much worse. I mean, where’s the privacy? Last night she barged in on my shower and sat on the toilet pooping, smiling at me while swinging her legs back and forth. Apparently, watching me try to cover my tits and pussy while slamming my ass against the cold tiles and screaming at the shampoo sliding down into my eyes was the funniest thing she’s ever seen.

Me? I didn’t quite agree.

It was horrendous. There’s no other way to describe it.

As soon as dad gets home, he’ll be tasked with fixing the lock on the bathroom door. I seriously couldn’t cope with a repeat performance of that.

Don’t get me wrong, the little turd has grown on me like you wouldn’t believe. She’s seriously fighting Tully and Kaylah for best friend status and considers herself cooler than them because she’s the one who gets to come home with me each day.

It’s definitely an adjustment, but we’re quickly falling into our own routine, but if I have to hear the theme song for ‘SpongeBob Square Pants’ one more time, I’ll probably scream. I mean, the kid is seriously obsessed, but it makes it worth it listening to her cackle like a little witch at its ridiculousness.

“Aria?” I call out from the bathroom. “Have you brushed your teeth?”

“Yes,” she yells back.

“Are you lying again?”

There’s a slight pause and I stick my head out of the bathroom door and watch her breathe into her hand before giving it a good old sniff. “I don’t need to brush them,” she tells me. “I did it yesterday.”

Oh, good Lord. “You still have to brush them. It’s not like an every now and then kind of thing, it’s like a morning and night kind of thing.”

She appears in the bathroom doorway. “What?” she demands with a serious pout. “But I don’t want to. It tastes yucky.”

“I’ll let you feed Frog again,” I cringe, remembering how yesterday she wanted to kill the poor goldfish by feeding him the whole tub at once. Though, death by food doesn’t seem like a bad way to go.

Her little face lights as her eyes pop out of her head and before I know it, she barges me out of the way and practically shoves her toothbrush down her throat.

Half an hour and a clean living room later, we’re finally ready to get ourselves out of here.

Aria climbs up into the back of dad’s pick up truck and I wait patiently for her to buckle herself into her carseat, as you know, she insists that she’s big enough to do it herself. “Are we going to Tully’s house?” she questions as I jam the key into the old ignition and pray that it can make it through another day.

“Sure are, Squirt.”

“Is Rivers going to be there?”

I press my lips together and try not to grin at her ridiculous little crush.

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